February 2010
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lil sister debating + attempt at humor(?)
sis: hehe i'm gonna go TP-ing with my friends
me: uhhhh not a good idea man. did you ask mom?
sis: no dude mom is gonna let me it's fine
[goes downstairs]
sis: hey mom i'm gonna go give these toilet paper rolls to my friends at the rec center. they ran out... it'll be quick. so i'll be back in...30 minutes? k cool bye
dad: ....wait WHAT??
mom: COME BACK. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
sis: WHY???
mom: too dark
sis: NO ITS NOT. it's night but it's bright! (with a totally straight face)
[10 minutes later]
sis: EVERYONE'S WAITING AT THE GATE. THEY WALKED ALL THE WAY OVER HERE TO TALK TO ME
dad: that's your fault
sis: ..... YOU'RE SO FRUSTRATING
[5 minutes later]
mom: is this the right attitude to show your parents?
sis: NO
[silence]
sis: WHY CAN'T I GO??
[on gtalk]
bro: i can't tell if she's retarded or trying to be humorous
January 2010
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Sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t.
– Barack Obama (to Joe Klein of TIME Magazine)
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It's funny waking up at 8 and going on gchat only...
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fromtheashes:
(via fallingdown-therabbithole)
which is why you should wake up at 1 like me!
Ben…I swear you were a Snorlax in a previous life.
Or quite possibly a sloth.
preferably a snorlax so i can learn hyperbeam.
It's funny waking up at 8 and going on gchat only...
(via fallingdown-therabbithole)
which is why you should wake up at 1 like me!
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How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map...
– Christina Baldwin
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It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work...
– Sam Ewing
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Now that’s an Olympic sport.
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'Avatar' breaks 'Titanic' worldwide record | THR →
herenr:
popculturebrain:
What so many thought could never happen just did. The king has fallen…to the exact same king. The only question now is how will Cameron ever ever top this, or should he even try?
Lets not forget all this doesn’t count for inflation, so if you really despise Avatar, relish in this fact…
Still champ is “Gone With the Wind,” which grossed $400 million worldwide in 1939,...
‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
– Lord Tennyson (Ulysses)
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am i sleeping later, or is everyone sleeping...
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TED Talk:
Steve Truglia
Stuntman and record-setter Steve Truglia is planning perhaps the ultimate high dive: a parachute jump from the edge of space, 120,000 feet (36.5 kilometers) up.
mythic dimension of our contemporary life
– logorrhea from cooper (via dolceaffanno)
that’s why you apply to the engineering school ketchip.
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